*125* Tagged by Wayne

1. Do you need him/her to be good lookin?
pleasant looking will do

2. Smart?
at least not dumb

3. Preferred age?
around the same age

4. Preferred height?
shorter than me a little (not easy to find girls taller than me though) lol

5. How about sense of humor?
Yes of course.

6. How about piercings?
depends on where is the location (not too much)

7. Accepts you for who you are?
Yup

8. Pink hair?
absolutely not

9. Mushy or no?
yes

10. Thin or fat?
not too FAT and not too thin

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
whitish brown will do. sometimes brown is not bad.

12. Long hair or short hair?
Long hair is a must

13. Plastic or metal?
no idea

14. Smells good?
yes. esp her hair has to smell good

15. Smoker?
no way!

16. Drinker?
Can drink la.only with me. lol

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
don't quite get it. if its good then i guess i will agree. lol

18. Musically inclined?
not a bad idea

19. Plays piano?
great

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
should be ok

21. Plays violin?
acceptable

22. Sings very good?
it's good if she can sing for me.lol

23. Vain?
Yes but not too vain.

24. With glasses?
If she looks good in it. (better not la)

25. With braces?
i would prefer if she was in braces. girls used to be with braces look better after they take them off. lol

26. Shy type?
ya but sometimes can be wild too lol

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
can be both

28. Active or passive?
Somewhere in between.

29. Tight or bomb?
unable to understand

30. Singer or dancer?
both

31. Stunner?
at times

32. Hiphop?
not bad

33. Earrings?
not too much

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
no way

35. Dimples?
okay.

36. Bookworm?
not too nerdy

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
lovely

38. Playful?
Sure but not too much.

39. Flirt?
With me only. lol

40. Poem writer?
not too much i guess

41. Serious?
Not too serious.

42. Campus crush?
???

43. Painter?
Anything.

44. Religious?
Average la.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
depending on situation ba

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Neither.

47. Speaks 20 languages?
i don hope that she will yell at me in some kind of alien language

48. Loyal or faithful?
BOTH

49. Good kisser?
OF COURSE!

50. Loves children?
OF COURSE!

*124* what is happening to me?

i don't know what is wrong with me lately. i often experience headache and i have consumed panadols quite regularly. i don want to depend on panadols anymore... but the pain is unendurable. if this carries on, i dono how am i gonna concentrate in my studies. haih....=(

i am trying hard to study macroeconomics now.... but the pain is coming back again. no mood to study anymore....

*123* A letter to dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes t! o the fa ct that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true.. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life than the Report Card in my desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home, your Son

*122* English presentation

my presentation tomorrow has connection to the picture above. LOL

*121* Random

i have not been updating.... so i'll just post up some photos. =)
let me first show u some animals and pets from Malacca. they are absolutely endearing.











this is Li Bai's descendant. =)




this is what Li Bai's descendant good at:







it says, lanjiao ong and ci bai boh. lol. was typed during IT class in computer lab.



this is the switch for the portable fan. =.="




taken in genting

k la... thats all for now. will update more next time.

*120* balance sheet of life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friendsare our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patienceis our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

________________________________


Some very Good and Very bad things ...

The most destructive habit.......................Worry

The greatest Joy................................Giving

The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work...............Helping others

The ugliest personality trait...............Selfishness

The most endangered species..........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'..........Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome...................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease............Excuses

The most powerful force in life...................Love

The most dangerous pariah.........A gossip

The world's most incredible computer.........The brain

The worst thing to be without.................... Hope

The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue

The two most power-filled words..................'I Can'

The greatest asset.................................Faith

The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire.......................SMILE!

The most prized possession..................Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer

The most contagious spirit..................Enthusiasm

*119* Looking at Breasts is Healthy

10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Well, men, look at breasts, then:

Message:

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

*118* Money is never sufficient

oh well, my computer might not be able to recover. this implies that i will need to fork out a sum of money to replace the parts inside or i get a new desktop/ laptop. an economic downturn is expected. i am broke. #@&%@$!! haih.....

oh ya, i think u guys do notice that i kept on sharing videos in facebook. it's not done on purpose. i dono what else to be done in facebook other than watching the videos posted by my friends. so i just share it when i find it nice. honestly, i don't even know how to play any games in facebook. alright. i know i am lame. if i have 48 hours a day, then i will perhaps give it a try. =)

*117* I am prone to headaches

alright. life has not been that good recently. panadols active fast has been my loyal companion to ease my severe headache. i eat so frequent till it doesn't even work anymore. it seems like i need a higher dosage. FUCK! i am so dependent on drugs now.

i hate it..... my com has been nasty to me lately. i hardly can do my stuff. i have to use my cousin's com to do my English assignment and to blog right now. speaking about the assignment, i hate it so much that my lecturer did not even explain much on what has to be done or to be included in the outline. i was rushing like mad just now complete it. i am having a headache again. =(

what else? oh ya. my students are being nasty to me these days too. i think i have been too lenient to them. i feel like bringing a cane along to classes next time. they are seriously getting on my nerves and i think they are the cause of my headache. i am so gonna whack them. grr!

i have to turn in early... i have class early in the morning tomorrow. haih... my headache pls go away... with you, my life sucks!

*116* Frustrated me

it is getting on my nerve. i cannot fathom Macro at all! FUCK FUCK FUCK. feel like tearing my book off. =(